Let Willie Record Personalized
Answering Machine Messages For You!
Willie will record the two messages
shown below for you for only $24.95!
Your name will be included in each message!
They will be shipped to you by prepaid first-class mail on a compact
disc!
Phone 1-888-218-6464 to order!
No web site ordering for this product..We gotta talk to you about this
one!
Message Number One - Click to
Hear Sample in Real Audio
How're you Doin? This is Willie P. Richardson, "The
Phone Prankster", and world-famous recording artist! (Your
Name Here) ain't able to come to the phone right now.. (He,
She, They're) either on another line, in the bathroom, in another
room, outside, outta town, or maybe (He, She, They)
just don't wanna talk to you right now! Now, if you wanna leave a message
after the beep, well you can do that... If you wanna just hang up and
not say nothin at all, you can do that too! Or, you can just call back
later, unless you one of them telemarketer people. If you are, please
don't call back..We don't need nothin. Ok, now..Here's the beep...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
Naw, that wasn't it...Here's the real beep!
Message Number Two - Click
to Hear Sample in Real Audio Hello!....................Hello!....................Hello!....Fooled
you!
Nobody's available to answer the phone right now! This is "The Phone
Prankster", Willie P. Richardson and I'm answerin' the phone right
now for (Your Name Here)! You can either
leave a message at the beep, or you can just call back later, or you can
just do whatever you wanna do...It's none of my business what you do.
While I'm waitin' for (Him, Her, Them) to
get back in here to answer the phone, me, me wife Lucretia, and all of
our kids gonna be lookin' through the refrigerator and the cabinets to
see if we can find somethin to eat! If you wanna come over, we don't mind
sharin' these groceries with you! Now, here the beep is!
Phone 1-888-218-6464
to order!
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